you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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