Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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