I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
