...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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