Christians are straight up FREAKS
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
do nipples grow back?
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