i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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