So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My life is pants optional.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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