I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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