im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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