i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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