We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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