amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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