Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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