If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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