are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
A+ Viking dick
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize