we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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