Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Randomize
