Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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