Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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