Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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