there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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