At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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