We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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