My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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