Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
operation harelip BJ is a go
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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