Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Randomize
