Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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