dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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