i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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