Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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