He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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