no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's blow job season.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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