whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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