In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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