My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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