Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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