I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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