In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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