I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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