im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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