32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Randomize
