Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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