If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
