Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
soo... how was my night?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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