hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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