Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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