Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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