Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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