Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Come see our sink grown plant.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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