just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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