I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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