If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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