it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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