OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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