My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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