Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
