# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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